In Honor of Dave Getting His Winner Circle Picture I've Decided to Release My First Horse Meat Review #WhoaThatsWeird

Hope this doesn’t jeopardize my chances of becoming a member of #teamportnoy.  If it’s any consolation I wouldn’t recommend a horse steak to anyone. Just tasted like an overdone cheap cut of beef. Would give at 5.1 without condiments and a 6.2 with condiments.

Will let you know if the raw stuff is any better but apparently getting a reservation at a place that serves raw horse in Japan is tougher than getting a reservation at Dorsia. Don’t get your hopes up.